Saturday, October 19, 2013

Job Title: President Of The United States

Description: Do you balance your checkbook? Do you always pay your bills on time? Do you know how to use a calculator? Do you play well with others? Do you say no to telemarketers and Nigerian Princes? If so, this is the perfect job for you. 

All you have to do is get along with Congress, which will be your equivalent of the board of directors, and find a way not to rack up hundreds of billions of dollars in yearly debts. 

Please send resume and cover letter to: 

The White House 
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue 
Washington, DC 20050

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