Common Core Make Islam, Look Like It Woven Into The Fabric Of The USSA,

As our most glorious wannabe caliph Dear Leader has said, Islam is woven into the fabric of USSA's history. So, comrades, can you tell us stories about the USSA's great historical figures such as George "Muhammid" al Washington, Ben Al Fraquin (not to be confused with the modern comrade Al Franken of the collective of Minnesota), Ibraham bin Linqin, Touma al Yefferson, Ya'qub bin Madison and others? Imagery welcome and encouraged. Thanks in advance, Comrades!

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